@Jaguares4real has out Cantab-ed the Cantabs.

A++ (That’s an HD to you few youngins on here).

@Nepia said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Jaguares4real has out Cantab-ed the Cantabs.

A++ (That’s an HD to you few youngins on here).

pot, kettle, black

Go the Jaguares

@SammyC said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Nepia said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Jaguares4real has out Cantab-ed the Cantabs.

A++ (That’s an HD to you few youngins on here).

pot, kettle, black

Go the Jaguares

motherf...

i thought we were boys

@SammyC Never in my wildest dreams to I believe the Magpies are going to win every game they play and the opposition are bumbling idiots (unless we’re playing the Poo then that is 100% true).

@Nepia We never give up hope of it happening though!

It's cute the Jags made the finals, so will be sad to see them go. But, the Chiefs are so good they even have retired players making it to the quarters.

A factor seemingly being overlooked

Playoff experience. It matters.

@Jaguares4real said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

Chiefs rely on 4-5 star players Limit them

Yes, good game plan but easier said than done.

Pre-game from the coach: "And if you don't let that big hua get the ball, we should strangle them into errors at their end of the park".
Half time chat: "I told you not to let him get the ball".
Post game in the shed: "As a team we were better, pity they've got him".

@Yeahtheboys said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Jaguares4real you’re gonna look like a fucken retard if your team loses

And yet slightly less than you...

@Yeahtheboys said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Jaguares4real you’re gonna look like a fucken retard if your team loses

nah he's not. i'm good with it. It beats "banana skin game" and fake attempts at underdog status that normally flies around here. Fuck it, his team is playing well, they are at home, and he has every right to be confident.

@mariner4life

Indeed

When you've won your last 5 home games

Won your Conference by 10 points and 11 wins overall

9 wins out of last 10 games

I mean why wouldn't Jaguares be confident.....

I'm not one for hyping up Kiwi SR sides

You front up psychically and hit them in the mouth in defence they bleed

Kick well and you're well on the way to winning

But I understand, Jaguares are going to have have beat a few Kiwi sides in playoff games to have some respect put on their name

oh no totally, it's actually pretty easy to beat the NZ sides. Which is why NZ teams have made up a measly 50% of the playoff sides in the last 5 years. And Have made up an even more embarrassingly small 69% of semi finalists. Even worse, they've only been 63% of finalists in that time. And, most telling of all, they have only won 100% of those finals.

Just smack them in the mouth. No worries.

I wonder if blues fans are tempted to jump on the Chiefs bandwagon ? Shouldn't be too difficult ,it is the sort of vehicle you tend to see around Auckland anyway.

Chiefs bandwagon?
@Nepia and I pulled up that drawbridge Year’s ago.

Just hope this game lives up to the hype and isnt ruined by the officials and some controversial card of yellow or red.

@taniwharugby said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

Just hope this game lives up to the hype and isnt ruined by the officials and some controversial card of yellow or red.

depends on if the Jags players start diving all over the shop

@Crucial said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

Chiefs bandwagon?
@Nepia and I pulled up that drawbridge Year’s ago.

You both tried to jump on the canes one last year, we had to hire extra security when we heard ferals from Manurewa and Flaxmere were scoping it out.

@mariner4life said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Yeahtheboys said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Jaguares4real you’re gonna look like a fucken retard if your team loses

nah he's not. i'm good with it. It beats "banana skin game" and fake attempts at underdog status that normally flies around here. Fuck it, his team is playing well, they are at home, and he has every right to be confident.

Jagulars to lose.

Umbackable.

@jegga said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Crucial said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

Chiefs bandwagon?
@Nepia and I pulled up that drawbridge Year’s ago.

You both tried to jump on the canes one last year, we had to hire extra security when we heard ferals from Manurewa and Flaxmere were scoping it out.

I was there for work today. I think the reputation is totally unwarranted. I left my car for five minutes and no one even stole it.

@MN5 said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@jegga said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Crucial said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

Chiefs bandwagon?
@Nepia and I pulled up that drawbridge Year’s ago.

You both tried to jump on the canes one last year, we had to hire extra security when we heard ferals from Manurewa and Flaxmere were scoping it out.

I was there for work today. I think the reputation is totally unwarranted. I left my car for five minutes and no one even stole it.

Is that a reflection on Flaxmere or your car?

@antipodean said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@MN5 said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@jegga said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Crucial said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

Chiefs bandwagon?
@Nepia and I pulled up that drawbridge Year’s ago.

You both tried to jump on the canes one last year, we had to hire extra security when we heard ferals from Manurewa and Flaxmere were scoping it out.

I was there for work today. I think the reputation is totally unwarranted. I left my car for five minutes and no one even stole it.

Is that a reflection on Flaxmere or your car?

It's a hybrid. It's worth a steal definitely.

Maybe all the locals couldn't see it cos their hoodies were covering their eyes ?

@MN5 said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@jegga said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Crucial said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

Chiefs bandwagon?
@Nepia and I pulled up that drawbridge Year’s ago.

You both tried to jump on the canes one last year, we had to hire extra security when we heard ferals from Manurewa and Flaxmere were scoping it out.

I was there for work today. I think the reputation is totally unwarranted. I left my car for five minutes and no one even stole it.

That is really surprising.

@Bones said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@MN5 said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@jegga said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Crucial said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

Chiefs bandwagon?
@Nepia and I pulled up that drawbridge Year’s ago.

You both tried to jump on the canes one last year, we had to hire extra security when we heard ferals from Manurewa and Flaxmere were scoping it out.

I was there for work today. I think the reputation is totally unwarranted. I left my car for five minutes and no one even stole it.

That is really surprising.

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I wish it was that colour, it would go with my eyes.

@jegga said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Crucial said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

Chiefs bandwagon?
@Nepia and I pulled up that drawbridge Year’s ago.

You both tried to jump on the canes one last year, we had to hire extra security when we heard ferals from Manurewa and Flaxmere were scoping it out.

I love the story but it is fake news.

Edit: Just realised you may be confusing support for the Canes with support against the Crusaders

@Hooroo said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Jaguares4real said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@taniwharugby said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Jaguares4real said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

You have Crusaders Jaguares Hurricanes and Brumbies on a level way above everyone else

For all the Kiwis who don't watch Super Rugby out of NZ sides

Brumbies won 10 games including their last 6 in a row

7 game winning streak at home Won their conference by 14 points

Beat Stormers in CT

Gave Jaguares a good game in BA when Jaguares were starting to fire

Battered Bulls + Lions at home

Battered Chiefs at home

Best win of the season though was beating Blues at home coming off a tough 2 game tour of SA + ARG whilst Blues were fresh off a bye

Need I go on...........

I'm here all week for any other parochial Kiwis

The more I think about this game, the more I think we will win. Your team is no where near as good as you think it is. We finally have a near full strength team and will beat you by at least a converted try.

You still had a good season and nothing to be ashamed of, for sure.

You are falling into a trap...

Super Rugby Team of the week.
They must have it all wrong as there are more Chiefs than Jags.

@MN5 said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@jegga said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Crucial said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

Chiefs bandwagon?
@Nepia and I pulled up that drawbridge Year’s ago.

You both tried to jump on the canes one last year, we had to hire extra security when we heard ferals from Manurewa and Flaxmere were scoping it out.

I was there for work today. I think the reputation is totally unwarranted. I left my car for five minutes and no one even stole it.

Us Flaxmere-ites are an intelligent class of hood rats, we don't shit where we eat. We head out to Havelock North to steal out cars.

What job takes you to Flaxmere? Police, prison warden, parole officer, social worker, alcohol and tobacco stockist, TAB technician, drug dealer?

@Crucial outside of Chiefs and Jags, the rest of the players are from teams that got beaten (and in the Rebels case, embarrassed). No Highlanders, Canes, Bulls or Brumbies. Am I missing something?

@Bones said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Crucial outside of Chiefs and Jags, the rest of the players are from teams that got beaten (and in the Rebels case, embarrassed). No Highlanders, Canes, Bulls or Brumbies. Am I missing something?

I'm still laughing at the thought of Blues fans befuddlement over Pulu being there.

I think this TOTY is solely done off positional stats ie whose numbers looked best

@Crucial that would be even more ridiculous as toty!

@Bones said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Crucial that would be even more ridiculous as toty!

I re-checked the website and it is based on that Opta Index thing that we have picked apart previously.

Here's the excuses behind the selections. (BTW I'm not agreeing with the selections I just thought it was a fun selection to troll @Jaguares4real with

15
Bryce Hegarty
Reds
Scored a try, made 4/4 with his goalkicking, made two clean breaks, beat three defenders and didn’t miss a single tackle (5/5).
14
Shaun Stevenson
Chiefs
Scored three tries, produced a try assist, made five clean breaks and beat five defenders while running for 161 metres (second most of any player in Round 18).
13
Anton Lienert-Brown
Chiefs
Scored a try, ran for the most metres by any centre (114) in Round 18, made four clean breaks and beat a joint round-high eight defenders.
12
Damian de Allende
Stormers
Ran for the most metres (50) by a No.12, made three clean breaks, beat four defenders and made nine tackles.
11
Sebastian Cancelliere
Jaguares
Gained the most metres of any player in Round 18 (169) thanks to a joint round-high five clean breaks, while he scored two tries and assisted another.
10
Otere Black
Blues
4/4 with his goalkicking, produced two try assists, beat two defenders and made 5/5 tackles.
9
Augustine Pulu
Blues
No scrumhalf in Round 18 ran for more than his 68 metres from his 13 carries, also beat four defenders and assisted a try.
1
Steven Kitshoff
Stormers
Made nine carries, nine tackles and won a turnover, as well as claiming three lineouts.
2
Julian Montoya
Jaguares
Scored a try, made 14/14 tackles, winning a turnover and produced a 100% record with his lineout throws (16/16).
3
Angus Taavao-Matau
Chiefs
Made the most metres (30) by any prop from across the round from his five carries, produced a try assist, two clean breaks and 9/9 tackles.
4
Guido Peti Pagadizaval
Jaguares
Beat a joint round-high eight defenders and gained 60 metres, assisted a try, made 10/10 tackles and won 10 lineouts.
5
Matt Philip
Rebels
Hit double figures for both carries (11) and tackles (11) beating three defenders and gaining 48 metres in the process.
6
Lachlan Boshier
Chiefs
Scored a try and assisted another, beat four defenders made nine tackles and won two turnovers.
7
Sam Cane
Chiefs
Scored a try and made 17/17 tackles - the most by any player to not miss a single hit in Round 18.
8
Isi Naisarani
Rebels
Gained the most metres (75) by a forward from his 17 carries, as well as making 13/13 tackles.

@ACT-Crusader said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Hooroo said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Jaguares4real said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@taniwharugby said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Jaguares4real said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

You have Crusaders Jaguares Hurricanes and Brumbies on a level way above everyone else

For all the Kiwis who don't watch Super Rugby out of NZ sides

Brumbies won 10 games including their last 6 in a row

7 game winning streak at home Won their conference by 14 points

Beat Stormers in CT

Gave Jaguares a good game in BA when Jaguares were starting to fire

Battered Bulls + Lions at home

Battered Chiefs at home

Best win of the season though was beating Blues at home coming off a tough 2 game tour of SA + ARG whilst Blues were fresh off a bye

Need I go on...........

I'm here all week for any other parochial Kiwis

The more I think about this game, the more I think we will win. Your team is no where near as good as you think it is. We finally have a near full strength team and will beat you by at least a converted try.

You still had a good season and nothing to be ashamed of, for sure.

You are falling into a trap...

There is no dripping with sarcasm emote so it does actually appear that I am that confident

@Crucial yeah you just need to read the comments on those TOTW on FB...people struggle to understand they are PURELY stats driven, and as you can see, throws up some anomolies of players in teams that got pumped, driven largely by defensive efforts.

@Nepia said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@MN5 said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@jegga said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@Crucial said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

Chiefs bandwagon?
@Nepia and I pulled up that drawbridge Year’s ago.

You both tried to jump on the canes one last year, we had to hire extra security when we heard ferals from Manurewa and Flaxmere were scoping it out.

I was there for work today. I think the reputation is totally unwarranted. I left my car for five minutes and no one even stole it.

Us Flaxmere-ites are an intelligent class of hood rats, we don't shit where we eat. We head out to Havelock North to steal out cars.

What job takes you to Flaxmere? Police, prison warden, parole officer, social worker, alcohol and tobacco stockist, TAB technician, drug dealer?

Well definitely veering towards the latter three on your list....

looking like weather will be good for this match, shaping up to be a humdinger!!

Gutted I wont get to watch this one live...kids sports will mean I cant watch...

@taniwharugby said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

looking like weather will be good for this match, shaping up to be a humdinger!!

Gutted I wont get to watch this one live...kids sports will mean I cant watch...

Same, I'll be heading to the races

So I missed out on seeing Michael McIntyre in AKL last night cos of sick kids, also means they can't play sport on Sat - So I'll be watching it!

@taniwharugby @Hooroo I'll be doing both of those!

@Jaguares4real said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

@taniwharugby said in QF 3: Jaguares v Chiefs:

our pumping, the Jaguares should win by about 20 po

I said it was their BEST win

This was said in the context of a tough 2 game tour where they had to make over 200 tackles and hold off a Stormers team formidable at home

Then backed it up against the Jaguares who were starting to hit their straps

That game was a real street fight Brumbies impressed in defeat

They THEN flew black home to play an team who hadn't played the previous week and won convincingly

CONTEXT matters

BTW Brumbies best PERFORMANCE was hammering the Chiefs but I don't want to remind Chiefs fans of that....................

If you are still referring to the home win against the Blues, then you have this completely wrong!

I was at that game and the Brumbies were all kinds of useless and it was just that the Blues and the ref were even worse and the Blues lost that match rather than the Brumbies winning it.

Hardly their "best" win.