Match thread

sparky

Farrell hits a penalty. England’s first points for a while.

England 11, Samoa 17.

Jailbreak7

Haha hit spidey!

sparky

George Ford off. Owen Farrell at 10.

sparky

20 minutes left. Samoa 6 points ahead.

Bones

Brace clearly reminded of his responsibilities at halftime.

KiwiMurph

Samoa stuck in their own half.

MajorStokes

Big momentum shift which England are using to show just how appalling their basic skills are.

MiketheSnow

Oh fuck off
George creating the block for Marler
The fix is in

KiwiMurph

That's two fucking weak off the ball penalties

sparky

Farrell going for the posts. But he went over the shot clock!

sparky

Comedy performance from England.

Haha, Farrell with zero spatial awareness.

MiketheSnow

Good enough for the fluffybunny

Victor Meldrew

Farrell tells Foley "Hold my Beer..."

sparky

Farrell is such a dumb fluffybunny.

Bones

Love England fucking around thinking they've got it in the bag. And shoved right up them.

Bones

What the fucken fuck 😳 penalty at best

Bones

Brace getting back into the swing of things

KiwiMurph

How the flying fuck is that a yellow

sparky

Brace overdoing it. Too obvious now.

sparky

Farrell fucks up again.

MiketheSnow

There you go
Zero fucking impact on anything
But England can’t score against 15, so off you go young man

Bones

Come on Andrew, that's an England early shove

MiketheSnow

I really hope that the Samoan presser calls out the obvious bias

sparky

Amazing to think a side as poor as England are going to top a World Cup group.

MiketheSnow

Come on Andrew
Surely that was another YC for you to brandish

sparky

Penalty try coming up.

sparky

72 minutes gone.

Bones

Oh fuck now he's penalised Samoa for an early shove 😂

MiketheSnow

England bring their Dad to the playground to sort their shit out

Bones

Early shove by England at the start of the scrum sequence. Calls a reset. Early shove by Samoa - fucken penalty you idiots.

MiketheSnow

These commentators can fuck right off

sparky

Kick over. England 18 Samoa 17.

sparky

Samoa still have a great chance of a famous victory.

Bones

Jesus Christ. Even blatant stuff. Lawrence gets tackled outside the 22 and places it inside. He calls it inside