Match thread

Bones

@Machpants said in Japan v England:

VEE PEE EN Then

It would be pretty easy. I'm quite impressed with the rugbypass app for watching sevens. Just can't have it on two or more different devices at the same time under the same login... but creating a new account is easy enough.

ARHS

Is that a top xv for Japan or just like a trial? Weak and odd selection

MiketheSnow

Yep
Straight in
Great stream

MiketheSnow

Japan with all the running in a high paced start

Japan 3 - 0 England
12 mins

MiketheSnow

Nice while it lasted

England win scrum penalty
Then drive off the line out
Pick and go and over for Cunningham South

Japan 3 - 7 England
15 mins

nostrildamus

It's not over until the fat sumo star sings, Mike!

MiketheSnow

England absorb Japanese pressure and adventure and when they have their first real possession for a while they carve up the midfield and Marcus Smith goes in under the sticks untouched

Japan 3 - 14 England
25 mins

Tim

Cunningham-South is a unit.

Cunningham-South was born in Sidcup and at the age of four his family emigrated to New Zealand. His family have a farm holding in Wellsford, north of Auckland. His father, Richard, once coached him for Silverdale RFC. He did most of his ground work at Hamilton Boys' High School and attended Westlake Boys High School.[3][4]

Cunningham-South played for the North Harbour under-18s, Canterbury under-19s and Lincoln University in Christchurch, and trained with NZ Warriors in Rugby League.[3][5]

MiketheSnow

Circle the wagons or this could be a ton up for England

Weathered the early onslaught and now too big, too strong, too quick, too skilled

Femi over in the corner untouched

Eddie getting all his own shit rubbed in his nose

Japan 3 - 21 England
30 mins

MiketheSnow

Japan have some nice shapes and skills with good moves but they're looking to score off every possession

MiketheSnow

Fantastic vision from Smith to cross kick to Slade for England's 4th try

Japan 3 - 26 England
Halftime

sparky

England four tries up at half time and looking very impressive.

MiketheSnow

Is there a new Mario Bros. movie on the cards?

Flatman in pole position.

Bones

Really surprised to see Marcus Smith being an absolute world beater against powerhouse Japan.

MiketheSnow

Too easy for Mitchell
Whole team bought his dummy

Japan 3 - 33 England
44 mins

sparky

England far, far, far too good for Japan.

MiketheSnow

Earl in off a deft pass from Mitchell

Japan 3 - 38 England
50 mins

MiketheSnow

Dumb from Smith
Early tackle
YC

Bones

Oh fuck off, that's a PT

MiketheSnow

Knock on from Japan off catch and drive 5m out

Poor

Bones

No sound on, was there actually a decent reason why an early tackle 5m out that results in a YC isn't a PT?

MiketheSnow

@Bones said in Japan v England:

No sound on, was there actually a decent reason why an early tackle 5m out that results in a YC isn't a PT?

Cover from England 3

MiketheSnow

Relentless pick and go from England

Accurate and impressive

Randall over

Japan 3 - 45 England
60 mins

MiketheSnow

2 quick tries from Japan as the man advantage tells

England lost a lot of shape with the substitutions

Japan 17 - 45 England
70 mins

MiketheSnow

Dumb from Ewels

Dangerous no arms clean out

YC

nostrildamus

sumo singer limbering up..

Bones

That's straight red. Ewells is an a grade c u n t

MiketheSnow

That was D grade women's decision making from Japan

Which results in an England try from Underhill and the half century for England

Japan 17 - 52 England
75 mins

YC upgraded to RC

MiketheSnow

And that's it

Japan backed the wrong horse in Eddie

Mr Fish

@MiketheSnow said in Japan v England:

And that's it

Japan backed the wrong horse in Eddie

Japan were going to get belted regardless of their coach...

Tim

Apparently that's Eddie Jones' 13 straight tier-1 loss. You love to see it.

MiketheSnow

@Mr-Fish said in Japan v England:

@MiketheSnow said in Japan v England:

And that's it

Japan backed the wrong horse in Eddie

Japan were going to get belted regardless of their coach...

True

But tactically they were poor

That’s coaching (or lack there of)

Eddie did as with Oz, playing utter noobs. Fullback had never played Pro rugby before