Match thread

antipodean

@canefan said in All Blacks v Japan:

Why do we not wish to take it into contact for more than one or two phases at a time before flinging it wide?

No one wants to go to ground.

canefan

@nostrildamus said in All Blacks v Japan:

I wonder how much this will tell us apart from Perofeta and DMac can both be flakey, our wings (and Cane) are slow and Aumua will always be up and down with throwing,

We have lots of players who could cross over to touch rugby

DMac took the fucking space up again!

We have the slowest two wings in international rugby here

sparky

@antipodean said in All Blacks v Japan:

Odds on Hansen giving the halftime coach chat and using platitudes about how well Japan are attacking instead of being honest about his defensive coaching?

Who is best available defence coach who the ABs could bring in for 2025?

Tim

@sparky Does Felix Jones have a new job?

ACT Crusader

DMac’s passing has been very poor.

Jet

@sparky said in All Blacks v Japan:

Attack good. Defence abysmal.

Its not being treated with the respect it deserves. Everyone is flinging it around with gay abandon.

Darry and Sititi have been the only ones ive noticed, take contact and reset shit ball.

His Bobness

Both Reece and Talea look like they are in slowmo. I’d be on the phone to Narawa

sparky

@Tim said in All Blacks v Japan:

@sparky Does Felix Jones have a new job?

Don't think so. A good call. I was also wondering if there is a NRL coach they could bring in to sort the defence out.

canefan

@His-Bobness said in All Blacks v Japan:

Both Reece and Talea look like they are in slowmo. I’d be on the phone to Narawa

Narawa is watching, wondering who he has to blow to get selected above these guys

@His-Bobness said in All Blacks v Japan:

Both Reece and Talea look like they are in slowmo. I’d be on the phone to Narawa

He'd fit right in this defence optional game

LatsToTheMax

OMG calm the fuck down. We haven't played in an age. We're playing a team who are all about the razzle. We've scored 43 in the first half not playing well still trying to find out feet. They're working things out. Relax.

Jet

@KiwiMurph said in All Blacks v Japan:

Clarke would be feasting at how much space Telea has been given.

Reece and Telea's legs are gone.

I still remember Reece against England in the 2019 semi, getting reeled in time and time again on the wing. They dealt with him handily.

BerniesCorner

Wingers cutting in gets a bit so so

antipodean

@LatsToTheMax said in All Blacks v Japan:

OMG calm the fuck down. We haven't played in an age. We're playing a team who are all about the razzle. We've scored 43 in the first half not playing well still trying to find out feet. They're working things out. Relax.

Japan can't tackle and they're poorly coached. On attack they're making us look like muppets.

Jet

@LatsToTheMax said in All Blacks v Japan:

OMG calm the fuck down. We haven't played in an age. We're playing a team who are all about the razzle. We've scored 43 in the first half not playing well still trying to find out feet. They're working things out. Relax.

No. I want everyone sacked and a few of them shot out of circus cannons.

@LatsToTheMax said in All Blacks v Japan:

OMG calm the fuck down. We haven't played in an age. We're playing a team who are all about the razzle. We've scored 43 in the first half not playing well still trying to find out feet. They're working things out. Relax.

Glad you think this is setting us up well for the next three games. I don't, this is dire rugby, and shit defending. We'll lose the next 3 unless things change and fast

Tbh with how crap we started it is impressive how many points we can score in a short amount of time. 43 in 30 mins, especially playing without wingers.

Our offense is a step above from previous years.

sparky

Half time. ABs 43 Japan 12.

ABs very good going forward, although they lack a bit of control, the defence is too porous.

Sititi and Darry the pick of the players.

Jet

@Machpants said in All Blacks v Japan:

@LatsToTheMax said in All Blacks v Japan:

OMG calm the fuck down. We haven't played in an age. We're playing a team who are all about the razzle. We've scored 43 in the first half not playing well still trying to find out feet. They're working things out. Relax.

Glad you think this is setting us up well for the next three games. I don't, this is dire rugby, and shit defending. We'll lose the next 3 unless things change and fast

This is a game for the NZR+, YouTube short, Instagram reel generation.

But fundamentally its two drunks flailing about in a pub car park.

African Monkey

@kpkanz said in All Blacks v Japan:

Tbh with how crap we started it is impressive how many points we can score in a short amount of time. 43 in 30 mins, especially playing without wingers.

Our offense is a step above from previous years.

Pffft, they got smoked at home by Fiji and Italy.

Japan can't tackle.

LatsToTheMax

@Machpants said in All Blacks v Japan:

@LatsToTheMax said in All Blacks v Japan:

OMG calm the fuck down. We haven't played in an age. We're playing a team who are all about the razzle. We've scored 43 in the first half not playing well still trying to find out feet. They're working things out. Relax.

Glad you think this is seeing us up well for the next three games. I don't, this is dire rugby, and shit defended. We'll lose the next 3 unless things change and fast

Didn't say that. It's not exactly out best team out there. Blokes are still working out as a team. We're going to lose the next three regardless.

I'm done with Dmac.....long time fan.. but he's not my AB 10

Jet

@sparky said in All Blacks v Japan:

Half time. ABs 43 Japan 12.

ABs very good going forward, although they lack a bit of control, the defence is too porous.

Sititi and Darry the pick of the players.

Sititi and Darry are respecting the pill.

Everyone else is taking the piss.

KiwiMurph

@Mattasaurus said in All Blacks v Japan:

I'm done with Dmac.....long time fan.. but he's not my AB 10

It will be Mo'unga's jersey this time next year regardless

sparky

@Frank said in All Blacks v Japan:

@Tim said in All Blacks v Japan:

@sparky Does Felix Jones have a new job?

We're almost allergic to bringing in non-Kiwi help.

The only guy I can remember is the Aussie who was the skills coach in the Henry era.

We really could do at the moment, with some non-Kiwi expertise, on Goalkicking and Defensive.

LatsToTheMax

@antipodean said in All Blacks v Japan:

@LatsToTheMax said in All Blacks v Japan:

OMG calm the fuck down. We haven't played in an age. We're playing a team who are all about the razzle. We've scored 43 in the first half not playing well still trying to find out feet. They're working things out. Relax.

Japan can't tackle and they're poorly coached. On attack they're making us look like muppets.

Haven't scored since the 14th minute. Scratch team playing for the first time. In case you haven't noticed, the score is 43-12.

taniwharugby

Entertaining half of rugby.

ABs always on a hiding to nothing in a game like this

Canes4life

Tuipolotu, Sititi and Proctor the stand outs for me in that first half.