F*ck playing them rugby XV

Brian Lima.

Mark Shaw (just in case you glanced at him wrong)

@No-Quarter said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

Current players or past? Lomu is a shoe in if past. Jerry Collins an obvious choice for 6 too.

Yeah Lauaki would be my shoe-in at 8.

15 would be Jane. I'm still scarred.

Laumape. An absolute farking brick of a man. Ridiculous treetrunk legs. Would hate to tackle him.

Isitolo Maka was a beast when fit.

Make a past team and a current team

@Bones said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@No-Quarter said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

Current players or past? Lomu is a shoe in if past. Jerry Collins an obvious choice for 6 too.

Yeah Lauaki would be my shoe-in at 8.

15 would be Jane. I'm still scarred.

Yes to Lauaki, absolute wrecking ball. Cullen would be the most annoying 15 as you'd never he able to lay a hand on the fluffybunny.

Fuck trying to win lineouts against Matfield

The player from North’s reds pressies team I played in the weekend the guy was easily 150kg+ while he didn’t have speed he absolutely smashed us took about 3 of us to take him down...FYI tried tackling around the legs could only wrap my arms around one and got dragged along

1 Os Du Randt
2 Naka Drotske
3 Peter Fatialofa
4 Eben Etzebeth
5 Sebastien Chabal
6 Jason White
7 Schalk Burger
8 Jerry Collins
9 Mike Phillips
10 Henry Honiball
11 Jonah Lomu
12 Jamie Roberts
13 Stirling Mortlock
14 Nemani Nadolo
15 Christian Cullen

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

1 Os Du Randt
2 Naka Drotske
3 Peter Fatialofa
4 Eben Etzebeth
5 Sebastien Chabal
6 Jason White
7 Schalk Burger
8 Jerry Collins
9 Mike Phillips
10 Henry Honiball
11 Jonah Lomu
12 Jamie Roberts
13 Stirling Mortlock
14 Nemani Nadolo
15 Christian Cullen

For the same reason: Marc Cecilllon

Edit: Oops, not Naka Drotske. Meant Henry Tromp!!

@booboo said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

1 Os Du Randt
2 Naka Drotske
3 Peter Fatialofa
4 Eben Etzebeth
5 Sebastien Chabal
6 Jason White
7 Schalk Burger
8 Jerry Collins
9 Mike Phillips
10 Henry Honiball
11 Jonah Lomu
12 Jamie Roberts
13 Stirling Mortlock
14 Nemani Nadolo
15 Christian Cullen

For the same reason: Marc Cecilllon

Did Naka Drotske shoot his wife?

Honourable mentions Keith Robinson, Isitolo Maka, Sione Lauaki, Abdel Benazzi, Laurence Dallaglio, Andre Venter, Troy Flavell...

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@booboo said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

1 Os Du Randt
2 Naka Drotske
3 Peter Fatialofa
4 Eben Etzebeth
5 Sebastien Chabal
6 Jason White
7 Schalk Burger
8 Jerry Collins
9 Mike Phillips
10 Henry Honiball
11 Jonah Lomu
12 Jamie Roberts
13 Stirling Mortlock
14 Nemani Nadolo
15 Christian Cullen

For the same reason: Marc Cecilllon

Did Naka Drotske shoot his wife?

Honourable mentions Keith Robinson, Isitolo Maka, Sione Lauaki, Abdel Benazzi, Laurence Dallaglio, Andre Venter, Troy Flavell...

One of his workers

Edit: Aa above... Tromp. Sorry Naka

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@booboo said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

1 Os Du Randt
2 Naka Drotske
3 Peter Fatialofa
4 Eben Etzebeth
5 Sebastien Chabal
6 Jason White
7 Schalk Burger
8 Jerry Collins
9 Mike Phillips
10 Henry Honiball
11 Jonah Lomu
12 Jamie Roberts
13 Stirling Mortlock
14 Nemani Nadolo
15 Christian Cullen

For the same reason: Marc Cecilllon

Did Naka Drotske shoot his wife?

Honourable mentions Keith Robinson, Isitolo Maka, Sione Lauaki, Abdel Benazzi, Laurence Dallaglio, Andre Venter, Troy Flavell...

Homophobe

@Yeahtheboys said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

Just curious who would be in the 15 of players you would least like to play against

Justin Harrison. Sure, being snapped in half by Brian Lima isn't particularly enjoyable but lining up against a guy who carries on like a pork chop with a 6 inch height advantage would wind me up so much more.

No love for BBBT since he has defected?

@booboo said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@booboo said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

1 Os Du Randt
2 Naka Drotske
3 Peter Fatialofa
4 Eben Etzebeth
5 Sebastien Chabal
6 Jason White
7 Schalk Burger
8 Jerry Collins
9 Mike Phillips
10 Henry Honiball
11 Jonah Lomu
12 Jamie Roberts
13 Stirling Mortlock
14 Nemani Nadolo
15 Christian Cullen

For the same reason: Marc Cecilllon

Did Naka Drotske shoot his wife?

Honourable mentions Keith Robinson, Isitolo Maka, Sione Lauaki, Abdel Benazzi, Laurence Dallaglio, Andre Venter, Troy Flavell...

One of his workers

Andrew Hore for those who don’t like Seals

@MN5 what’s bad about Jamie Roberts

I like to finish my rugby games with limbs in place, no black eyes, not concussed and without teeth marks, therefore here’s a few guys who I’d not like to play against:

Bakkies Botha
Brian Lochore
Jamie Cudmore
Corne Krige
Henry Honiball
Butch James
Brian Lima
Viliame Satala

@ACT-Crusader said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

I like to finish my rugby games with limbs in place, no black eyes, not concussed and without teeth marks, therefore here’s a few guys who I’d not like to play against:

Bakkies Botha
Brian Lochore
Jamie Cudmore
Corne Krige
Henry Honiball
Butch James
Brian Lima
Viliame Satala

How long do we wait for @NTA to add Pinetree to that list on behalf of the Catchpole family?

Thank f*ck John Hopoate never switched to Union....

No Victor Matfield with a sheet of metal hidden under his arm guard?