@mariner4life said in Parker v ??:
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@crucial said in Parker v ??:
What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything
No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.
wait on, pitching or catching?
That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@mariner4life said in Parker v ??:
@snowy said in Parker v ??:
@crucial said in Parker v ??:
What a slut. Wave a packet of salted pig in front of you and you'd do anything
No. The concept is that even something horrible would be made better by bacon. It's really very simple.
wait on, pitching or catching?
That would certainly make a difference to the experience I'm sure - but either way improved by bacon.
I'm starting to get the boxing and cornholing threads mixed up...
@mariner4life said in Parker v ??:
I'm starting to get the boxing and cornholing threads mixed up...
Wasn't my fault. Someone mentioned bacon and @Crucial started talking about ass shagging. As the comedians say "what's that all about?".
@raznomore said in Parker v ??:
@virgil the glasses were spaz as fuck but the suit was the business.
I'd be embarrassed to admit I was wearing glasses that actually just had glass, not real lenses. I don't get wearing glasses if you don't need them. Maybe I'm old fashioned. Be proud of your 20/20 vision.
I wear contacts. Sometimes glasses if I want to go for the IT professional look. I'm gonna need hearing aids before the age of 50.
Lucky I have all my hair and it's not grey.
I have all my hair too. It's just unfortunate that sweet fuck all of it is actually on my head!
@paekakboyz said in Parker v ??:
I have all my hair too. It's just unfortunate that sweet fuck all of it is actually on my head!
You grow one hell of a beard though bro.
Not enough mention of being dapper dudes and pugilists either. I mean, I thought these guys were legit classy!
@raznomore said in Parker v ??:
@mn5 Im not grey yet(which is odd for an islander) and have all my hair but Im blind as a bat. I actually have to have me eyes tested next month to make sure Im not legally blind and still fit to drive.
We're all getting old.
I remember one of my mates from school who was Tongan had a shit load of greys at 17 years old! It was the price he had to pay for being far more athletic and strong than us white boys were at the time.
He went for the Peaky Blinders look in the previous press conference ,
And im not sure what this look was , David Byrne in stop making sense ?
Not sure what its all about , some type of marketing ploy ,
At least it was not so wankee as the sunglasses inside that you see alot of the American fighters go for
@kiwiinmelb he is sponsored by Barkers and when quizzed about his look he mentioned "sponsors".
and apparently Tyson will be walking out with Joe when he enters the ring ,
That will piss AJ off even more
Already has if we believe this 
@kiwiinmelb well if he has said that surely Tyson will be begging to walk JP out!
This is so much bigger than I thought it would be. The drama is slowly unfolding but Im not sure Parker is part of the main cast. Tyson is fully using Parker. I hope he knows that.
From day one Fury has positioned himself next to Parker, even after Parker UD'd his cousin Hughie. I feel like Fury saw Parker as a potential ally but also as a naive potential threat he could cozy up to. When I saw Tyson offered his services as sparring partner for this fight I wondered how the fuck would that be of any use to anyone but Fury. I never really rated Fury but he's smart as shit and add that to outstanding ring awareness, fight IQ, the longest reach in boxing and an ungainly style that is difficult to train for you can't really discount him.
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