surprised no chat around the "rugby league player banned and sacked after acting like rugby league player who just won a GF"
Ben Barba tested positive for cocaine after the GF. The NRL of course suspended him for 12 games, and the Sharks released him.
And the response-by-numbers clicked in to gear
Barba fucked off to Thailand to go to "rehab"
The whole thing was blamed on "personal issues" ex-team mates came out and said they saw no visible signs of his "problems"
Rival clubs immediately started circling to sign him up.
Seriously, i wish, just once, they would all cut the crap. Admit you got caught; you did it because it's fun, not because you are battling demons; not have your team mates come out and pretend it could have been any one of them unlucky enough to get tested at the wrong time; not fuck off to some overseas "rehab" joint. And have the club keep you, and say we would rather have him than play against him next year.
"Yea mate, look, i was in to the marching powder pretty hard after the granny, the Sharks hadn't won in like a hundred years mate, so the shire was going off, and it was just getting thrown at us. I mean, who is turning down free rails? But i pushed it a bit hard, and the fucking testers got me before i could get it all out. My PR guy reckons i need to get out of the spotlight for a bit, so i am off to Thailand to drink cocktails on the beach for a couple of weeks until someone else takes the heat off me. I'll be turning out for the Sharkies again next year because the thought of me playing for St George is worse than the heat from the sponsors' missus apparently".