NRL 2022

@bayimports it's like you just skipped the word EXCEPT

Roosters are not guaranteed to make it yet which is astounding. You need a heap of wins and a great F/A to get in, whereas in the past you just had to win 50% of your games.

Penrith are fine. They are very comfortable in their game, and you add back refreshed players at 7,6 and 1, as well as the best prop in the game, and they are still nailed on for the GF.

I don't think the Cowboys are nervous at all. An expected victory over the Warriors this weekend in Townsville and they are locked in to the top 4.

I reckon Parramatta are though. They've got the Bulldogs, Brisbane and Melbourne. Their F/A is not great either. If "good Parra" show up they will win all 3 of those. If "bad parra" show up they could not win again.

Be interesting to see the Panthers next year without two of their assistant coaches. The Bulldogs are already smokeys for the top 4 in 2023 if this Ciraldo is as good as everyone seems to believe.

@mariner4life yeah I know Roosters not guaranteed anything, but you can add +40 to F/A next weekend over the tigers, they should beat Melbourne, I suspect they lose to Souths (at this stage). I think they will do enough to get through.

Souths hopes still reply on Latrell not losing his shit, because if he doesn't play, they are a different team.

Cowboys not nervous as in missing out on finals, but they might second guess themselves coming into Sydney playing like that again.

Penrith also lose Kikau too (also to dogs) and thats serious impact down the left for them. But yes two decent assistants gone for sure

I'm not sure the Cowboys actually believe they can win it yet. Might be a year early, though the Origin experience in to their young players might speed that development up.

On current form, and if Latrell stays dialed in, i am picking Souths to make the GF. But geez i would hate to be putting all my faith in Cody Walker.

lol good god i love the NRL. Home & Away couldn't come up with all the shit that dumb as fuck players and coaches do on a weekly basis.

Kalyn Ponga is rubbed out for the year because his brain is mush. But lo! lets get busted doing Columbian Marching Powder with another knights player in a toilet cubicle! sen-fucking-sational. (incidentally, but possibly unrelated, two other knights are stood down this week).

And you know those really holy Manly players that absolutely couldn't play in a jersey because it was like totally against their beliefs and shit? well, hey, you know what isn't against their beliefs? Supporting a dude who is going to prison for straight up stabbing another bloke. Andrew Fifita got a whack for doing the same thing, why isn't the NRL going at these guys?

Turns out, if you are a hard core christian, it's totally okay to stab someone from behind, just not with your dick .

@mariner4life said in NRL 2022:

Turns out, if you are a hard core christian, it's totally okay to stab someone from behind, just not with your dick .

Early nomination for line of the year, well done sir :beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:

@mariner4life said in NRL 2022:

lol good god i love the NRL. Home & Away couldn't come up with all the shit that dumb as fuck players and coaches do on a weekly basis.

Kalyn Ponga is rubbed out for the year because his brain is mush. But lo! lets get busted doing Columbian Marching Powder with another knights player in a toilet cubicle! sen-fucking-sational. (incidentally, but possibly unrelated, two other knights are stood down this week).

And you know those really holy Manly players that absolutely couldn't play in a jersey because it was like totally against their beliefs and shit? well, hey, you know what isn't against their beliefs? Supporting a dude who is going to prison for straight up stabbing another bloke. Andrew Fifita got a whack for doing the same thing, why isn't the NRL going at these guys?

Turns out, if you are a hard core christian, it's totally okay to stab someone from behind, just not with your dick .

@mariner4life said in NRL 2022:

lol good god i love the NRL. Home & Away couldn't come up with all the shit that dumb as fuck players and coaches do on a weekly basis.

Kalyn Ponga is rubbed out for the year because his brain is mush. But lo! lets get busted doing Columbian Marching Powder with another knights player in a toilet cubicle! sen-fucking-sational. (incidentally, but possibly unrelated, two other knights are stood down this week).

And you know those really holy Manly players that absolutely couldn't play in a jersey because it was like totally against their beliefs and shit? well, hey, you know what isn't against their beliefs? Supporting a dude who is going to prison for straight up stabbing another bloke. Andrew Fifita got a whack for doing the same thing, why isn't the NRL going at these guys?

Turns out, if you are a hard core christian, it's totally okay to stab someone from behind, just not with your dick .

Manly seven to boycott playing Newcastle next game as it was revealed that two Newcastle players were seen leaving the toilet together

But, but, Kalyn's Dad was adamant that he had just had too much to drink and his mate was just helping him out of the toilet.

@Bovidae I couldn’t stop laughing when that was rolled out.

The drug test results will be illuminating.

Either way, if he was just out on the drink, he’s still an idiot because he’s injured and the season is still going and as captain he’s saying to his team mates, “hey guys you go out there and work hard until the end of the season whilst I’ll get plastered”

@mariner4life said in NRL 2022:

lol good god i love the NRL. Home & Away couldn't come up with all the shit that dumb as fuck players and coaches do on a weekly basis.

you forgot to add former NRL player Corey Norman caught doing the Hopoate in Super League and former NRL origin player pleads guilty to sharing child abuse material

a busy day yesterday for drop kicks

@mariner4life said in NRL 2022:

lol good god i love the NRL. Home & Away couldn't come up with all the shit that dumb as fuck players and coaches do on a weekly basis.

Kalyn Ponga is rubbed out for the year because his brain is mush. But lo! lets get busted doing Columbian Marching Powder with another knights player in a toilet cubicle! sen-fucking-sational. (incidentally, but possibly unrelated, two other knights are stood down this week).

And you know those really holy Manly players that absolutely couldn't play in a jersey because it was like totally against their beliefs and shit? well, hey, you know what isn't against their beliefs? Supporting a dude who is going to prison for straight up stabbing another bloke. Andrew Fifita got a whack for doing the same thing, why isn't the NRL going at these guys?

Turns out, if you are a hard core christian, it's totally okay to stab someone from behind, just not with your dick .

I'll be honest I was in full support of their stand but now...... honestly the guy they're supporting is a fing criminal....

@bayimports said in NRL 2022:

former NRL origin player pleads guilty to sharing child abuse material

Eek, which one?

@Nepia Brett Finch

@OleOleOle said in NRL 2022:

@Nepia Brett Finch

Oh shit.

@bayimports what’s unfortunate with all these stories is that we’ve had a really impassioned message from JT about mental health and his former coach, and that becomes just another story with all this noise. I know there’s always a lot of noise with the NRL players past and present in any event, but this does suck for what is a real issue.

@ACT-Crusader said in NRL 2022:

@bayimports what’s unfortunate with all these stories is that we’ve had a really impassioned message from JT about mental health and his former coach, and that becomes just another story with all this noise. I know there’s always a lot of noise with the NRL players past and present in any event, but this does suck for what is a real issue.

the cynic in me says JT's messaged will be given little light because

that would make it a lot harder for Kent and Hooper and the rest to just spend all year smashing players and most especially coaches for everything

@ACT-Crusader said in NRL 2022:

@bayimports what’s unfortunate with all these stories is that we’ve had a really impassioned message from JT about mental health and his former coach, and that becomes just another story with all this noise. I know there’s always a lot of noise with the NRL players past and present in any event, but this does suck for what is a real issue.

I think the distinction needs o be made clear and called out where players and their agents are taking the piss. Topical example:

Finch sat emotionless as he fronted Sydney's Downing Centre Local court on Tuesday morning.

His lawyer, Paul McGirr, told reporters outside court his client was seeking treatment for mental health issues.

"We just ask that everyone remember that there [are] mental health issues in play and we have to respect that at this stage," he said.

An alternative viewing of that is someone (allegedly) caught sending child abuse material has mental issues and there's nothing to respect. If his life is falling apart as a result and he's suicidal, those are called consequences and repercussions of your own actions. Care and compassion are reserved for the people having to deal with your choices.

Holy shit Yeo pushes down in every tackle he makes and never gets called for it.

Watching Isaiah Tass play gives me flashbacks of Clinton Toopi. Very similar in terms of style.

What a game.

good game alright

After last night i have moved on Penrith. Nathan Cleary is not their most important player (no matter what Ch9 would have you believe) it's the part time accountant, full time work horse Isaah Yeo. He is in the middle of what makes Penrith good.

Effectively Penrith beat you with pressure. Their game is to pin you in your end, wear you down, and then pounce on the inevitable error. Their entire team is full of metre eaters, and Yeo is in the middle of it, either taking another 10m run, or ball playing to someone else to make 15m. This puts them in a position for a high kick, which has you again working out of a corner. And then it's linespeed, gang tackles, and slow play the balls. You make 30m and kick. rinse repeat until you fuck up. And then they'll wear you down for a try, or one of their strike runners will find a mismatch. It's incredibly effective, basic and brutal football.

And Yeo is in the middle of it. He leads the line. He organises the middle attack. Makes a thousand tackles, slows down every play the ball. He's an absolute weapon.

Penrith can be beaten. That linespeed does gas them at times during teh game, and if you are brave like Souths were, you can outflank them early. But you have to be prepared for the game to be high pressure for 80 minutes. And you have to not panic when they have you under the pump. There are not many teams in the comp who can do that.

Clubs should be intent on stealing Penrith's strength and conditioning coach, and their defense coach. You can go a long way in the NRL with those two (of course it also helps if you have Koroisau, Kikau, Edwards, May, To'o etc to give the opposition defense kittens when you have the ball)

Normal service is resumed

@booboo said in NRL 2022:

Normal service is resumed

Holy shit.

Just read the look at four days of the thread.

Was only commenting on the Worriers.

@booboo said in NRL 2022:

@booboo said in NRL 2022:

Normal service is resumed

Holy shit.

Just read the look at four days of the thread.

Was only commenting on the Worriers.

really? i thought you were insinuating Reece Walsh was about to get caught snorting coke off the butt of a cowboys player that had just been Hopate'd

Worriers were never going to be in this, but some of the tackling especially from the little guys has been really poor.

Enjoy watching the cowboys this year though, they are fun to watch when they're on form

The Warriors are back to looking like a bit of a rabble.

Watene-Zelezniak didn't exactly hurry back there, and then got a close up of the Cowboys scoring a try right under his nose. 42 - 4...

Ouch. 48 - 4 now with the Cowboys butchering a couple of possible tries too.

Much better cover D from Watene-Zelezniak there.

Nothing like a game against the Warriors to get a team a bit of confidence before the finals.

Hey Walsh, don’t let the door hit ya on the way out. You were rubbish tonight and have checked out.

Warriors were always gonna get a walloping there last night against a much classier and well coached side that was also playing with a bit of emotion and respect for Paul Green.

Well I'm thrilled Madge was sacked as coach., That certainly fixed things.

When you watch the warriors lose in an emotionally charged game due to Paul Green and then watch the Tigers just give up against the Roosters and think we are shit but at least we are not the diarrhoea that are the Tigers

@bayimports said in NRL 2022:

When you watch the warriors lose in an emotionally charged game due to Paul Green and then watch the Tigers just give up against the Roosters and think we are shit but at least we are not the diarrhoea that are the Tigers

Expect for when we play the storm

@Mackerzzzz hey! Every 10 or so games we really show up against the storm

Lol half the comp is already in Bali

@mariner4life stimulating the economy and snorting up a storm no doubt!

Sensational runaway try from the two props Papalii and Tapine keeps the top 8 race alive. Exhilarating competition.

@ARHS said in NRL 2022:

Sensational runaway try from the two props Papalii and Tapine keeps the top 8 race alive. Exhilarating competition.

The Raiders poor points diff will probably cost them.

Raiders play Manly next week and will probably win (manly have been trash over the last month or so). But they will need to win by 25+points and then rely on the Broncos losing to the Eels by more than 21 points.

The thing for the Eels is that they are sitting at 5th and can't finish any higher than 5th even if they win by 21+. If they lose and both the Roosters and Bunnies win, the Eels will drop to 7th because the Roosters and Bunnies have far superior points diff.

@ACT-Crusader Agreed there

Strange game this one.

Broncos are pretty passive in defence.

Raiders play Manly next week and will probably win (manly have been trash over the last month or so). But they will need to win by 25+points and then rely on the Broncos losing to the Eels by more than 21 points.

Or just hope the Broncos lose by 47 points or more and just try to beat Manly.