Ashes 2025/6

Smith bowled by a beauty.
51/4 opps I mean 4/51

Very telling that Steve Smith would have bowled had Australia won the toss.

Khawaja once again with a chance to ride to the rescue

@Virgil said in Ashes 2025/6:

Smith bowled by a beauty.
51/4 opps I mean 4/51

No, right the first time.

Now Green's chance to take charge after being dropped down the order.

He'll need to now for Australia with Carey falling for the Obvious Trap.

Magnificent run out from Carse.

The kind that should go on someone’s stats, Green disappoints again

Green and Narse were going well, put on a fifty partnership, then Green gets run out by Carse.

I'd be worried if I had third or fourth day tickets.

Now Starc gone too, England looking likely to be getting a bat before the close of play

Tongue on a hat trick for the next innings. Took a Michelle. Excellent stuff young fella.

Gonna make my standard "Brook to get a massive score" prediction. Like the old broken clock I'm sure I'll be right at some stage.

152 from Australia, probably 40-50 runs short on this. Can England's batsmen take advantage?

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

152 from Australia, probably 40-50 runs short on this. Can England's batsmen take advantage?

Like clockwork one of their openers goes early.

Duckett still pissed perhaps ?

Bethel hasn't got a first class century.

Falls 99 short today. Neser gets him

Root in. 8-2.

Commentators just referred to Root as the best English batsman of all time.

Comforting to know we have one even better than that

#lovekw

Creepy Crawley caught at second slip off Starc.

8/3.

The wheels fall off England's top order batting again.

Theee wickets inside the first 26 balls of the innings.

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

The wheels fall off England's top order batting again.

Do they what ?

Top three gone with eight on the board. What the fuck is up with these guys ?

Brook trying to hit the first ball out of the park too.

Lowest England score of all time is 45. That could be under threat.

fuck that bullshit score 26 is where its at

@MN5 said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

The wheels fall off England's top order batting again.

What the fuck is up with these guys ?

Spending July and August playing the Mickey Mouse Hundred has destroyed these batsmen's technique and ability to cope with pressure.