It's a combination of a difficult pitch and really poor technique from modern batsmen. I get that there are issues with the pitch, and the up and down bounce can't really be tolerated as it can become dangerous (though I've seen worse on the sub-continent), but professional batsmen should be able to counter the sideways movement a lot better. Cover your stumps, play inside the line and don't follow the ball, and defend with soft hands so if you edge it, it doesn't fly into the slips. Do that until the shine is off the ball, then look to up the ante. This is just test cricket 101, but what I see these days is batsmen playing with hard hands early so every edge flies in the air, failing to cover their stumps (how are they getting beaten on the outside and still get bowled?!), and an inability to concentrate for long enough period of time to survive if the ball moves around for a while. T20 has a lot to answer for...
A 300+ score against a pitch with sideways movement should be well within reach.
@barky1 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Someone mentioned it earlier. Ravindra is constantly dropping sitters. His dismissals are generally caused by a brain explosions.
He was concussed that time in the deep when he missed the catch and it hit him in the head
The weather might save this one from being a two and a half day Test match.
As for the bounce - a priceless venue with a Temu wicket block.
Nass and Mel rather disparaging of the umpires and powers that be, as the players leave 11 balls in due to rain, after lunching throughout the sunshine.
Devan goes at the first ball after the resumption with hard hands. He won't be there long if he keeps this up
Rachin succumbs to Robinson with another ball going on to hit off stump. A tough assignment is getting tougher. This pitch is a minefield
Mitch given LBW, review confirms it. He was unlucky, I thought in real time that it was going down leg but the umpire gave him out. If he hadn't he would have been safe. I think you can stick a fork in us
Left Lords 2 hours ago. Crap day, crap pitch.
Paid NZ34.00 for a burger at Lords, wx cold like a miserable Wgtn southerly day.
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
We like to bag poor pitches on the subcontinent. But this Lord's pitch is not test quality
Agreed, but if the rain saves NZ they don't deserve it. After all England played on exactly the same pitch.
199 further runs look a million miles away.
Twin failures from Latham, Ravindra and Mitchell are hugely disappointing. We can't always rely on KW miracles.
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Twin failures from Latham, Ravindra and Mitchell are hugely disappointing. We can't always rely on KW miracles.
KW was 0 and 18. That's hardly a non-failure.
@nzzp said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Twin failures from Latham, Ravindra and Mitchell are hugely disappointing. We can't always rely on KW miracles.
KW was 0 and 18. That's hardly a non-failure.
For sure. What I'm trying to say is that will happen every now and again. If it does someone else should stand up.
Although the Indians on FB are taking great delight in pointing out KW fails overseas and talking up Kohli as being better ( conveniently forgetting his average record in the last few years of his test career )
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Alright Nigel
Glad you're here. Can you give us a weather report please ?
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Alright Nigel
Glad you're here. Can you give us a weather report please ?
It's a miracle. I can see the sky.
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Alright Nigel
Glad you're here. Can you give us a weather report please ?
It's a miracle. I can see the sky.
Hallelujah !!!!!
I mean......fuck !!!
....that's not the only miracle we'll need today.
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Alright Nigel
Glad you're here. Can you give us a weather report please ?
It's a miracle. I can see the sky.
Hallelujah !!!!!
I mean......fuck !!!
....that's not the only miracle we'll need today.

Too much to ask some of our specialist batters to grow a spine?
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Alright Nigel
Glad you're here. Can you give us a weather report please ?
It's a miracle. I can see the sky.
Hallelujah !!!!!
I mean......fuck !!!
....that's not the only miracle we'll need today.
Too much to ask some of our specialist batters to grow a spine?
Well they've all fucken sucked so far this test.
Help us Obi Wan Conway. You're our only hope !
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Alright Nigel
Glad you're here. Can you give us a weather report please ?
It's a miracle. I can see the sky.
Hallelujah !!!!!
I mean......fuck !!!
....that's not the only miracle we'll need today.
Too much to ask some of our specialist batters to grow a spine?
Well they've all fucken sucked so far this test.
Help us Obi Wan Conway. You're our only hope !
He looks so out of sync. Nasser broke it down by comparing his Lords double ton innings to now. His prep and footwork are all at sea
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Alright Nigel
Glad you're here. Can you give us a weather report please ?
It's a miracle. I can see the sky.
Hallelujah !!!!!
I mean......fuck !!!
....that's not the only miracle we'll need today.
Too much to ask some of our specialist batters to grow a spine?
Well they've all fucken sucked so far this test.
Help us Obi Wan Conway. You're our only hope !
He looks so out of sync. Nasser broke it down by comparing his Lords double ton innings to now. His prep and footwork are all at sea
Nassar Hussein played close to 100 tests for England as a specialist batsman and averaged 37. He doesn't know shit.
( ok, he is is actually an outstanding pundit to be fair )
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Alright Nigel
Glad you're here. Can you give us a weather report please ?
It's a miracle. I can see the sky.
Hallelujah !!!!!
I mean......fuck !!!
....that's not the only miracle we'll need today.
Too much to ask some of our specialist batters to grow a spine?
Well they've all fucken sucked so far this test.
Help us Obi Wan Conway. You're our only hope !
He looks so out of sync. Nasser broke it down by comparing his Lords double ton innings to now. His prep and footwork are all at sea
Nassar Hussein played close to 100 tests for England as a specialist batsman and averaged 37. He doesn't know shit.
( ok, he is is actually an outstanding pundit to be fair )
It was a good piece. Devan doesn't get his front foot set early enough, so instead of then stepping into the ball he's still trying to get balanced. Nasser said that's why he can't "locate" the ball. It reminded me of the last time he was out of form in a NZ test series. Just lacking confidence, getting hit or trying not to get hit. Hard hands.
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Alright Nigel
Glad you're here. Can you give us a weather report please ?
It's a miracle. I can see the sky.
Hallelujah !!!!!
I mean......fuck !!!
....that's not the only miracle we'll need today.
Too much to ask some of our specialist batters to grow a spine?
Well they've all fucken sucked so far this test.
Help us Obi Wan Conway. You're our only hope !
He looks so out of sync. Nasser broke it down by comparing his Lords double ton innings to now. His prep and footwork are all at sea
Nassar Hussein played close to 100 tests for England as a specialist batsman and averaged 37. He doesn't know shit.
( ok, he is is actually an outstanding pundit to be fair )
It was a good piece. Devan doesn't get his front foot set early enough, so instead of them stepping into the ball he's still trying to get balanced. Nasser said that's why he can't "locate" the ball. It reminded me of the last time he was out of form in a NZ test series. Just lacking confidence, getting hit or trying not to get hit. Hard hands.
Yeah, one must wonder if the four tons him and Latham ( who has been even more shit ) got vs the Windies at home have flattered to deceive ?
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Alright Nigel
Glad you're here. Can you give us a weather report please ?
It's a miracle. I can see the sky.
Hallelujah !!!!!
I mean......fuck !!!
....that's not the only miracle we'll need today.
Too much to ask some of our specialist batters to grow a spine?
Well they've all fucken sucked so far this test.
Help us Obi Wan Conway. You're our only hope !
He looks so out of sync. Nasser broke it down by comparing his Lords double ton innings to now. His prep and footwork are all at sea
Nassar Hussein played close to 100 tests for England as a specialist batsman and averaged 37. He doesn't know shit.
( ok, he is is actually an outstanding pundit to be fair )
It was a good piece. Devan doesn't get his front foot set early enough, so instead of them stepping into the ball he's still trying to get balanced. Nasser said that's why he can't "locate" the ball. It reminded me of the last time he was out of form in a NZ test series. Just lacking confidence, getting hit or trying not to get hit. Hard hands.
Yeah, one must wonder if the four tons him and Latham ( who has been even more shit ) got vs the Windies at home have flattered to deceive ?
I think his footwork is generally not strong. Perhaps that's why he never got picked in SA? When his eye is in it covers up the footwork flaws. But when he's not seeing it as well, those lucky inside edges and late shots morph into what we have right now
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@canefan said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@Bones said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Alright Nigel
Glad you're here. Can you give us a weather report please ?
It's a miracle. I can see the sky.
Hallelujah !!!!!
I mean......fuck !!!
....that's not the only miracle we'll need today.
Too much to ask some of our specialist batters to grow a spine?
Well they've all fucken sucked so far this test.
Help us Obi Wan Conway. You're our only hope !
He looks so out of sync. Nasser broke it down by comparing his Lords double ton innings to now. His prep and footwork are all at sea
Nassar Hussein played close to 100 tests for England as a specialist batsman and averaged 37. He doesn't know shit.
( ok, he is is actually an outstanding pundit to be fair )
It was a good piece. Devan doesn't get his front foot set early enough, so instead of them stepping into the ball he's still trying to get balanced. Nasser said that's why he can't "locate" the ball. It reminded me of the last time he was out of form in a NZ test series. Just lacking confidence, getting hit or trying not to get hit. Hard hands.
Yeah, one must wonder if the four tons him and Latham ( who has been even more shit ) got vs the Windies at home have flattered to deceive ?
I think his footwork is generally not strong. Perhaps that's why he never got picked in SA? When his eye is in it covers up the footwork flaws. But when he's not seeing it as well, those lucky inside edges and late shots morph into what we have right now
Without going off topic too much from reading Wags book there was definitely quota systems in place in SA.
I can't think of another nation that has provided more playing talent for other countries.
But yeah, if Conway goes early NZ are absolutely fucked.
I wouldn't be too hard on your batsmen, ours have been just as unconvincing on this pitch. The difference has been those shocking missed catches. If you take even half of those we'd be looking at a totally different picture.
Our batsmen could neither bat nor catch.
Ravindra might need to bowl a bit, because he's a very pedestrian specialist fielder.
If this was any other ground, the two years to redo the block wouldn't be a problem. Anywhere else with this bounce so early would start getting games taken off them
@Donsteppa said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
If this was any other ground, the two years to redo the block wouldn't be a problem. Anywhere else with this bounce so early would start getting games taken off them
From the air that block is huge. Excuse my ignorance, but couldn't they redo half or a third of the block and still play on the remainder?
Quality catch. What a shame, Conway was looking a little better, but never convincing. Punished for playing the ball hard and early. At least he showed some fight
Smith goes. Unlike England on their abortive Ashes tour, I hope our boys don't get golfing days off between tests. Or at least not until they put in a shitload of work before the next match.
Nothing to do now but have a whack
@Donsteppa said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
The nonsense of Philipps batting lower than Blunder continues...
Blundell shouldn't be batting at all!!!
And it's over. We were let down by poor top and middle order batting and poor fielding. All the batters should stay behind and get some net practice. England a little less shit and the pitch was just too poor to deliver a better test match
Flush the dunny and move on as best they can is the only thing they can do.
Does Tickner come in for the second test in the only change given Henry appears rooted ?
Nathan Smith unlucky not to be MOTM. Doesn't always have to come from a winning team and he was brilliant !
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith should not be batting at 8 he is nowhere good enough for that position.
@Chris said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
@MN5 said in Black Caps Test Tour to England & Ireland:
Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith should not be batting at 8 he is nowhere good enough for that position.
Not much of a test career to sample but a first class average of just under 27 indicates that he is.








