This is a continuation from the Springboks v Argentina Twickenham thread.
Hadn’t realised we had been funning so much in this line of conversating.
This issue goes all the way back to the very first tour.
The 1899-1901 tour.
We had to go over there and sort the bad ass f’ing Boers out.
We thought we’d got the job done.
BUT NO.
There were no Maori on that tour; and we all know a bad ass Maori is guna kick a bad ass Boers butt any day. So, If the Maori had been there, that really would have been the end of it.
Then came the 1928 tour.
Still no Maori boys. No George Nepia.
Then the 1949 tour, no Johnny Smith.
Then the 1960 tour, no Waka Nathan.
And a host of others.
But that’s not really on the Boers tho; that’s shame, shame, shame on the Kiwis for putting up with that f’ing BS.
The mild mannered, humble, unassuming, overly polite Enzeders.
Then the 1970 and 1976 tours.
These tours were a little different.
For the first time Enzeders could actually see the absolutely BS refereeing that was being dished out to them.
Danie Craven [I was guna swear there, but I have some respect] started that gold watch crap.
That DH Louis Luyt [and I know a lot saffers even think Louis was a DH] was just carrying on one of the great Springbok rugby traditions.
Now I know all Saffers are devoutly religious, god faring folk.
So when you are whining about “rugby quotas” and the like, you have to think of it as like it’s your penance.
Penance for carrying on like DHs for a century or so.
And as for the nightmare Rassie rugby, well . . .
First of all, there would be no LIV/R360 rugby talk if it wasn’t for Rassie rugby.
And I do watch Rassie rugby, but never in real time.
Only on replay.
It’s an 80-minute game, but if Rassies involved you know it’s guna be stretched to more than a couple of hours.
When I fast-forward all Rassie’s BS, you can be all the way thru the game in 10 to 15 minutes.
Then go and find something useful to do, with all that time saved.
The worst thing tho, is when you’ve been watching on a bit of delay, and there is soooo much BS you catch up to the game in REAL TIME!
And you have to watch the last ten minutes of the game LIVE!
FUCK THAT.
Now that really is a RASSIE F’ING NIGHTMARE!