Ashes 2025/6

Donsteppa

Australia have been unusually carrying 2-3 passengers in the team this series, looks like it has finally caught up with them.

African Monkey

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

Thoughts with anyone who laid a lot of money to travel a long distance and to purchase day three tickets.

Happened to me in Perth, although Optus Stadium is within walking distance of where I live.

booboo

Another twist... Bethel caught at cover.

4 down, 38 to get

sparky

"Hello, I'd like to book a three-day stay in Noosa for 16 people please. Make sure the mini bars are all fully stocked."

Donsteppa

Surely Brook and Root can manage this one.

Cyclops

My normal formula for when a chase is beyond doubt is when runs remaining/(wickets in hand - 2) is below ten. Right now that's 35/(6-2) or a little under 9. But there's no way this is settled - these are going to as tense as you get.

Cyclops

@Godder said in Ashes 2025/6:

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Wonder if the SCG will be a 4 day pitch...

Everyone thought that Bazball was thinking short term, but he's been playing 3d chess all along. Lose in 2 days, bankrupt CA, tank their development programs and in 2060 the English will win 10 on the trot!

Donsteppa

Neser is back to being cannon fodder.

MN5

Bazball !

This is how test cricket should be played.

Five days can get fucked, a test isn’t a test if it goes into the third day.

Godder

All I want for Christmas is a 3 day test...

booboo

Root reviewing but looked plumb first up.

MN5

Fucken hell, one final bit of drama. Root out LBW to Richardson.

Stokes in, clutch player. He’ll do it.

booboo

@Cyclops said in Ashes 2025/6:

My normal formula for when a chase is beyond doubt is when runs remaining/(wickets in hand - 2) is below ten. Right now that's 35/(6-2) or a little under 9. But there's no way this is settled - these are going to as tense as you get.

17/(5-2) = 5.66 ... ???

Godder

Those extras not helping Australia's cause... Leg byes are tough to control but byes and no balls are poor.

sparky

Joe Root's poor series and poor record in Australia continues.

MN5

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

Joe Root's poor series and poor record in Australia continues.

Yep, that’s why all this GOAT shit irks me. He’s not.

booboo

10 to get, 4 in the hutch

sparky

Stokes gone. Great catch by Carey.

Biggest choke of all time is on!

sparky

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

4 in the hutch

Atkinson has a buggered hamstring so he will require a runner and will bat on one leg.

Donsteppa

Starc loses his line after the wicket, and that's all she wrote.

Cyclops

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

4 in the hutch

Atkinson has a buggered hamstring so he will require a runner.

Didn't think runners were allowed anymore?

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

4 in the hutch

Atkinson has a buggered hamstring so he will require a runner.

Didn't think runners were allowed anymore?

Yeah same.

One thing here is because Carse came in at 3 England bat slightly deeper.

sparky

@booboo Yeah, ICC got rid of them fifteen years ago apparently.

Donsteppa

Perhaps they could give the all rounder a bowl now.

booboo

Bouncer close to a wide. Wonder if that would have been called if it wasn't one to win.

sparky

So who wins the moral Ashes?

sparky

Leg byes.

England win their first Test in Australia in 15 years.

They've prevented the whitewash.

sparky

@Godder Certainly not the MCG head groundsman.

Cyclops

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

So who wins the moral Ashes?

Would be a massive upset for England to lose. They've held them for so long. Last time the Australians managed a Moral Ashes Victory was probably 2005 when Ricky Posting managed to salvaged an unlikely win when Gary Pratt ran him out.

Godder

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@Godder Certainly not the MCG head groundsman.

Indeed, although he didn't cause 23 extras when defending under 200 either.

sparky

@Smudge said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

So who wins the moral Ashes?

Boring.

Someone else got the joke. If you don't like my posts, don't read them.

I really wish I could block you. Such a shame I can't.