Ashes 2025/6

sparky

Stokes gone. Great catch by Carey.

Biggest choke of all time is on!

sparky

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

4 in the hutch

Atkinson has a buggered hamstring so he will require a runner and will bat on one leg.

Donsteppa

Starc loses his line after the wicket, and that's all she wrote.

Cyclops

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

4 in the hutch

Atkinson has a buggered hamstring so he will require a runner.

Didn't think runners were allowed anymore?

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

4 in the hutch

Atkinson has a buggered hamstring so he will require a runner.

Didn't think runners were allowed anymore?

Yeah same.

One thing here is because Carse came in at 3 England bat slightly deeper.

sparky

@booboo Yeah, ICC got rid of them fifteen years ago apparently.

Donsteppa

Perhaps they could give the all rounder a bowl now.

booboo

Bouncer close to a wide. Wonder if that would have been called if it wasn't one to win.

sparky

So who wins the moral Ashes?

sparky

Leg byes.

England win their first Test in Australia in 15 years.

They've prevented the whitewash.

sparky

@Godder Certainly not the MCG head groundsman.

Cyclops

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

So who wins the moral Ashes?

Would be a massive upset for England to lose. They've held them for so long. Last time the Australians managed a Moral Ashes Victory was probably 2005 when Ricky Posting managed to salvaged an unlikely win when Gary Pratt ran him out.

Godder

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@Godder Certainly not the MCG head groundsman.

Indeed, although he didn't cause 23 extras when defending under 200 either.

sparky

@Smudge said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

So who wins the moral Ashes?

Boring.

Someone else got the joke. If you don't like my posts, don't read them.

I really wish I could block you. Such a shame I can't.

Donsteppa

@Godder said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@Godder Certainly not the MCG head groundsman.

Indeed, although he didn't cause 23 extras when defending under 200 either.

Add in 15 - 20 ish wides and it'd be a full junior scorecard 🙂

Smudge

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@Smudge said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

So who wins the moral Ashes?

Boring.

Someone else got the joke.

I really wish I could block you. Such a shame I can't.

Oh I got the joke. It's obvious. So fucking obvious. Like every post you make.

sparky

@Smudge Thank you for your feedback.

Clearly there are other people who enjoy them. So I'll keep posting here.

sparky

First Test win in Australia for Joe Root and Ben Stokes after lots of attempts.

Perhaps their last one too.

Smudge

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@Smudge Thank you for your feedback.

Clearly there are other people who enjoy them. So I'll keep posting here.

There are a multitude of live scoring sites and/or apps. We don't need you breathlessly updating every minute.

sparky

Bit of a coming-of-age performance by Josh Tongue 7-89 in this Test. Bowled it in the right spot.

Australia's bowling performance was not as strong as the first three Tests. The injuries caught up with them in this dead rubber.

"Bazball", confident aggressive batting, makes sense in a 4th innings chase. A bit less so in other circumstances.

mariner4life

Probably the most entertaining day at the cricket i have ever had. 300 runs, 16 wickets, a result. 93,000 in the crowd, barmy army loud all day.
Could barely get a beer for fear of something happening.

Traditional? No. Fun? Fuck yes.

Need new plans for tomorrow.

Virgil

No idea why this 5 test ashes series is scheduled over a month. They could have fit it inside 2 weeks

sparky

Current long-range forecast suggests the Fifth Test in Sydney is going to be severely affected by rain.

Godder

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

Bit of a coming-of-age performance by Josh Tongue 7-89 in this Test. Bowled it in the right spot.

Australia's bowling performance was not as strong as the first three Tests. The injuries caught up with them in this dead rubber.

"Bazball", confident aggressive batting, makes sense in a 4th innings chase. A bit less so in other circumstances.

Deserved MoM, did enough for the batters to be able to finish the job.

Besides chasing to win, "Bazball" also strikes me as a solid tactic when the chances of batters sticking round are low, so may as well get runs before the inevitable dismissal. Outside of that, it's probably horses for courses really. Root usually doesn't need to, maybe Brook does.

Virgil

The comms were pretty correct earlier
England should have won the 1st test before their brain fart threw jt away. The series could easily be 2-2 going into Sydney

@Virgil

Yeah the poms have f'd up this series good and proper.
Poms have the raw material to get it done, but the Aussies have played it much smarter.

Bazball does have a place. Just gotta pick the right time.
Aussies finished the 1st test off with bazball.

Financial disaster; ACB guna make sure that the wickets are ultra flat for at least the next generation!
Didn't mind the shoot out myself; very entertaining.

Test cricket got way better when ODI tactics and strategies came into it; dunno about the T20 version of test cricket tho.

game_film

I’ve reached the point in life where I look at this series and all I see is lost revenue

Donsteppa

Being reported as a $10 mill financial loss to Cricket Australia.

One very costly mower height setting.

KiwiMurph

Black Caps can look forward to a road in Melbourne next Boxing Day

Cyclops

You can kind of see what the groundsman was going for when you look at how we've been preparing our pitches lately (the basin and hagley especially), where the pitch is almost as green as the outfield at the toss and often by tea a lot of the life is gone. I can see why they went for that option. Will be very interesting to see what way they go next year.

bayimports

Crowe rules “unsatisfactory” personally would have been great opportunity to say worst Australian action at MCG since 1981 😉