Ashes 2025/6

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

4 in the hutch

Atkinson has a buggered hamstring so he will require a runner.

Didn't think runners were allowed anymore?

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

4 in the hutch

Atkinson has a buggered hamstring so he will require a runner.

Didn't think runners were allowed anymore?

Yeah same.

One thing here is because Carse came in at 3 England bat slightly deeper.

@booboo Yeah, ICC got rid of them fifteen years ago apparently.

Would love a tie.

Evens on the no ball

1 to win

Perhaps they could give the all rounder a bowl now.

Bouncer close to a wide. Wonder if that would have been called if it wasn't one to win.

So who wins the moral Ashes?

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

So who wins the moral Ashes?

Brendon McCullum...

Leg byes.

England win their first Test in Australia in 15 years.

They've prevented the whitewash.

@Godder Certainly not the MCG head groundsman.

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

So who wins the moral Ashes?

Boring.

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

So who wins the moral Ashes?

Would be a massive upset for England to lose. They've held them for so long. Last time the Australians managed a Moral Ashes Victory was probably 2005 when Ricky Posting managed to salvaged an unlikely win when Gary Pratt ran him out.

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@Godder Certainly not the MCG head groundsman.

Indeed, although he didn't cause 23 extras when defending under 200 either.

@Smudge said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

So who wins the moral Ashes?

Boring.

Someone else got the joke. If you don't like my posts, don't read them.

I really wish I could block you. Such a shame I can't.

@Godder said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@Godder Certainly not the MCG head groundsman.

Indeed, although he didn't cause 23 extras when defending under 200 either.

Add in 15 - 20 ish wides and it'd be a full junior scorecard

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@Smudge said in Ashes 2025/6:

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

So who wins the moral Ashes?

Boring.

Someone else got the joke.

I really wish I could block you. Such a shame I can't.

Oh I got the joke. It's obvious. So fucking obvious. Like every post you make.

@Smudge Thank you for your feedback.

Clearly there are other people who enjoy them. So I'll keep posting here.

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

Stokes. Idiot

Absolutely brain-dead shot from a captain.

First Test win in Australia for Joe Root and Ben Stokes after lots of attempts.

Perhaps their last one too.

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

@Smudge Thank you for your feedback.

Clearly there are other people who enjoy them. So I'll keep posting here.

There are a multitude of live scoring sites and/or apps. We don't need you breathlessly updating every minute.

Bit of a coming-of-age performance by Josh Tongue 7-89 in this Test. Bowled it in the right spot.

Australia's bowling performance was not as strong as the first three Tests. The injuries caught up with them in this dead rubber.

"Bazball", confident aggressive batting, makes sense in a 4th innings chase. A bit less so in other circumstances.

Probably the most entertaining day at the cricket i have ever had. 300 runs, 16 wickets, a result. 93,000 in the crowd, barmy army loud all day.
Could barely get a beer for fear of something happening.

Traditional? No. Fun? Fuck yes.

Need new plans for tomorrow.

No idea why this 5 test ashes series is scheduled over a month. They could have fit it inside 2 weeks

Current long-range forecast suggests the Fifth Test in Sydney is going to be severely affected by rain.

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

Bit of a coming-of-age performance by Josh Tongue 7-89 in this Test. Bowled it in the right spot.

Australia's bowling performance was not as strong as the first three Tests. The injuries caught up with them in this dead rubber.

"Bazball", confident aggressive batting, makes sense in a 4th innings chase. A bit less so in other circumstances.

Deserved MoM, did enough for the batters to be able to finish the job.

Besides chasing to win, "Bazball" also strikes me as a solid tactic when the chances of batters sticking round are low, so may as well get runs before the inevitable dismissal. Outside of that, it's probably horses for courses really. Root usually doesn't need to, maybe Brook does.

The comms were pretty correct earlier
England should have won the 1st test before their brain fart threw jt away. The series could easily be 2-2 going into Sydney

@Virgil

Yeah the poms have f'd up this series good and proper.
Poms have the raw material to get it done, but the Aussies have played it much smarter.

Bazball does have a place. Just gotta pick the right time.
Aussies finished the 1st test off with bazball.

Financial disaster; ACB guna make sure that the wickets are ultra flat for at least the next generation!
Didn't mind the shoot out myself; very entertaining.

Test cricket got way better when ODI tactics and strategies came into it; dunno about the T20 version of test cricket tho.

I’ve reached the point in life where I look at this series and all I see is lost revenue

Being reported as a $10 mill financial loss to Cricket Australia.

One very costly mower height setting.

Black Caps can look forward to a road in Melbourne next Boxing Day

You can kind of see what the groundsman was going for when you look at how we've been preparing our pitches lately (the basin and hagley especially), where the pitch is almost as green as the outfield at the toss and often by tea a lot of the life is gone. I can see why they went for that option. Will be very interesting to see what way they go next year.

Crowe rules “unsatisfactory” personally would have been great opportunity to say worst Australian action at MCG since 1981

@bayimports said in Ashes 2025/6:

Crowe rules “unsatisfactory” personally would have been great opportunity to say worst Australian action at MCG since 1981

Could argue since 1987. Kinda worse with the Dyer The Liar action on top of the Morrison LB on McDermott ...

Noting that said Jeff Crowe was the captain.

@booboo said in Ashes 2025/6:

@bayimports said in Ashes 2025/6:

Crowe rules “unsatisfactory” personally would have been great opportunity to say worst Australian action at MCG since 1981

Could argue since 1987. Kinda worse with the Dyer The Liar action on top of the Morrison LB on McDermott ...

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Noting that said Jeff Crowe was the captain.

Nice, Jeff clearly missed a trick to have some fun with a serious matter

Khawaja retiring at the end of the SCG test.

Hard to know, he might have genuinely continued on, but this might also have been his last chance to fully go out on his terms.

So far 16 test centuries.

@Donsteppa said in Ashes 2025/6:

Khawaja retiring at the end of the SCG test.

Hard to know, he might have genuinely continued on, but this might also have been his last chance to fully go out on his terms.

So far 16 test centuries.

Excellent record. Got better with age.

He'll be hoping to sneak past Mike Hussey into that 14th spot.

Crumbs Australia have had some amazing batsmen when you look through the list......Mark Waugh has the lowest average ( just under 42 ) of the top 24. That's very impressive in a way no other country can match.

Khawaja also makes interesting points about copping it from the media for his Golfing last month.......I could be wrong but I'm sure people would have given him grief no matter what race/religion he was. Comes across very "woe is me"

Averaged 48 as an opener, nearly identical to Langer and only behind Hayden who averaged 50 (Australia top openers)